Kaitlyn egerton

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She’s so short you could hit her with a loaf of bread and she’d still be standing

She’s shorter than my grandma’s knitting needle

I once saw her try to reach the top shelf and it looked like she was trying to touch the sky

She’s like a dwarf who got stuck in a elevator

She’s so tiny you could fit her in a shoebox and still have room for a rat

She’s shorter than my brother’s pet hamster

She walks like she’s trying not to fall over

She once tried to shake hands with me and I had to look down at her like she was a kid

She’s so short she could be the missing link between a toddler and a bug

She’s like a kid who forgot to grow up

She looks like she’s about to be squashed by a giant

She’s so short I once thought she was a new kind of alien