kaitlyn brown

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Kaitlyn is a hot mess who flips out like a lunatic. She’s always falling asleep like a zombie, eats like a pig, and loves her kittens more than her monkey. Plus, she lets out the worst farts ever.
I swear she fell asleep mid-sentence and started snoring like a bear.
She ate an entire pizza by herself and then cried about it.
She told her monkey to shut up, then farts in its face.
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Kaitlyn is a walking joke who acts like she’s in the Olympics. She laughs at everything, even when she’s not supposed to, and is married to a green character she thinks is real.
She told me she’s going to win gold in the fart relay.
She cried when her imaginary wife left her for a cartoon character.
She tried to do a dance move and failed spectacularly.
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