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a brainless, loud, mouthy piece of garbage
She talks nonstop like she’s got a mouth full of loudspeakers.
She thinks she’s famous just because she knows two people who aren’t.
She yells at the sky like it owes her money.
kaitlin louk
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the human version of a broken blender
She can’t even make a smoothie without screaming at it.
She thinks her opinions are solid gold, but they’re more like wet paperclips.
She tried to explain her life and it took ten minutes.
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a human who talks too much and thinks too little
She gave a five-minute explanation for why she was late for breakfast.
She thinks her brain is a supercomputer, but it’s more like a broken toaster.
She explained her crush’s name in three paragraphs.