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A hot piece of work who looks like she just walked out of a porn movie and started making people fall in love with her magic. She’s so good in bed you’ll forget your own name.
You see her in class and your brain short-circuits.
She texts you and you reply with a paragraph about your feelings.
You try to ask her out but trip over your own feet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut down. She’s beautiful, kind, and will make your life better if you let her.
You’re eating lunch and she walks by. You forget how to chew.
You try to talk to her and your voice squeaks.
She texts you and you reply with a selfie.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who looks like she could be a model, but she’s also the kind of girl who will make your life a mess if you don’t watch out.
You see her in the hallway and your brain turns to jelly.
You try to impress her with a joke and it falls flat.
You text her and she replies with a photo of her cat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who can make you forget your own name and your own life. She’s amazing, and she’s got a boyfriend named Oscar who’s basically perfect.
You see her in the cafeteria and your brain stops working.
You try to talk to her and your words come out like a toddler’s.
You text her and she replies with a photo of her and Oscar.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who is so good looking you’ll probably die of jealousy. She’s also super nice and will do anything for her family and friends.
You see her in the hallway and you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck.
You text her and she replies with a heart emoji and a question about your life.
You try to talk to her and your voice cracks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who looks like a goddess and acts like one. She’s got a brain, a heart, and a boyfriend named Oscar who’s basically perfect.
You see her in class and your brain melts.
You try to ask her out and your voice sounds like a dog’s.
You text her and she replies with a photo of her and Oscar.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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