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Kaitlin is the best person ever. She’s got the cutest face and the most annoying personality. She’s smart, popular, and thinks she’s the main character of your life. You’re just a sidekick who’s stuck with her.
Kaitlin just texted me: 'I’m the best, you know.' I replied: 'Yeah, and I’m the best at being annoyed by you.'
In class, Kaitlin said, 'I’m the most popular.' I said, 'No, you’re the most annoying.'
Kaitlin DM’d me: 'You’re lucky to date me.' I said, 'Yeah, lucky I’m not dating you.'