Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a girl so cute you want to punch the world. she laughs at your dumb jokes and would let you cry on her shoulder if you asked nicely.

u r the best kaitlin

why is everyone so ugly except u

i cried in the bathroom and u comforted me like i was ur kid

2

a girl so hot she makes your brain shut down. you’ll fall for her before you even know what hit you.

u look like a milf today

u r the reason i skipped class

i would marry u if u let me

3

a girl who’s cute, shy, and weird. she’s always falling for someone new, but she’ll stick by you unless you make her mad.

u r my favorite person ever

i broke up with him and u cried for me

i was so shy i turned red and u laughed at me

4

a girl so beautiful you wish you had a better face. she’s the real deal, no fake stuff.

u r the most beautiful person i know

ur face is flawless

ur beauty is unmatched

5

a girl who’s shy, emotional, and can’t stand bullies. she’s the kind of person who’d rip your heart out just to see who you really love.

i cried when u got bullied

u made me laugh so hard i fell out of my chair

u r the best friend i ever had

6

a girl who loves cheese more than you love your mom. she’s also weird, band trash, and always wears black.

u eat cheese like it’s your job

ur obsession with cheese is creepy

i love u more than cheese

7

a girl who looks like a cow, always frowns, and acts like she’s trying too hard to be emo. no one likes her, and she knows it.

u look like a cow in a band shirt

u r the worst friend ever

i hate u but i still hang out with u