kaitlie

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Kaitlie is your friend who talks too much and will cuss you out if you don’t listen. She’s loud and always has a mean comment, but she’ll still help you if you need it.
Kaitlie: "You’re an idiot!" (Because I forgot my lunch.)
Kaitlie texts me at 2 a. m. to ask if I want pizza.
Kaitlie yells at the teacher for no reason.
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Kaitlie is like a dog. She’s always barking, she’s always in your face, but she’s loyal and will never let you down.
Kaitlie: "You’re gonna fail this test!" (Because I didn’t study.)
Kaitlie showed up to my house at 11 p. m. just to hang out.
Kaitlie drew on my face with permanent marker.
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Kaitlie is the friend who will laugh at your bad jokes, but she’ll also call you a fat flamingo if you don’t shut up.
Kaitlie: "You’re a fat flamingo!" (Because I talked too much.)
Kaitlie brought a whole pizza to my house for no reason.
Kaitlie made me wear a hat inside the classroom.
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Kaitlie is the friend who will talk your ear off, cuss at you, and still be the first one to help you when you need it.
Kaitlie: "You’re the worst!" (Because I spilled juice on her shirt.)
Kaitlie texted me during math class to ask what the question was.
Kaitlie brought me snacks during a pop quiz.
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Kaitlie is the friend who will make you laugh until you cry, but she’ll also make you cry because she’s so annoying.
Kaitlie: "You’re the worst friend ever!" (Because I didn’t bring her candy.)
Kaitlie texted me at 1 a. m. to tell me about her day.
Kaitlie made me wear a silly hat to school.
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Kaitlie is the friend who will yell at you, cuss you out, and still be the first one there when you need help.
Kaitlie: "You’re the dumbest person I know!" (Because I failed the test.)
Kaitlie showed up to my house at 10 p. m. just to chat.
Kaitlie drew a mustache on my face with marker.
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