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A sugary, hot mess who acts like a queen but will stab you in the back if you say the wrong thing. She’s all sunshine and smiles until she’s mad, and then you better pray.
You asked her why she’s so late, and she said, 'I was busy being fabulous.'
She gave you a compliment, then yelled at you for breathing wrong.
She said you were 'annoying as hell' and then cried over a juice box.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A swan with the personality of a flamingo. She’s graceful and kind, but she’ll make you feel like a broken toaster if you get in her way.
She said, 'I’m just being polite,' then called you a 'disgrace to humanity.'
She smiled at you, then yelled at the cat for existing.
She said she was 'just trying to be nice' when she made you cry.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A hot mess with a brain and a heart. She’s smart, kind, and will let you live if you don’t push her too far. But push her, and you’ll wish you were dead.
She said, 'I’ll help you, but don’t make me cry.'
She told you, 'I’m smart, but I’m not stupid.'
She said, 'Don’t push me, or I’ll make you regret it.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A piece of garbage that smells like a fish market. She’s ugly, lazy, and probably eats expired pizza for breakfast.
She said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just efficient.'
She told you, 'I eat expired pizza, and it’s delicious.'
She said, 'I’m not ugly, I’m just a work in progress.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A beautiful mess who’s smart, crazy, and will never let you forget how awesome she is. She’s like a superhero with bad grades and a bad attitude.
She said, 'I’m smart, I’m crazy, and I’m not afraid to tell you.'
She told you, 'I got A’s and I got B’s, but I never got scared.'
She said, 'I’m a superhero, and I’m not afraid to be annoying.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A piece of trash who hates everyone and thinks she’s the best. She’s pro everything, including being a terrible person.
She said, 'I’m pro life, pro guns, and pro being annoying.'
She told you, 'I hate everyone, and I don’t care.'
She said, 'I’m not a terrible person, I’m just a genius.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dirty bird who smells like a fish market and makes bad decisions. She’s broke, lazy, and will probably end up in jail.
She said, 'I’m not broke, I’m just rich in problems.'
She told you, 'I’m lazy, but I’m not stupid.'
She said, 'I’ll be in jail, and I’ll be rich in problems.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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