Kaitleen

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A goddamn superstar who can act better than your mom on a bad day.
She’s like the queen of the drama club and your life is just a side show.
She’s the reason your crush has no idea what real talent looks like.
She’s so good she could make a chicken cry during a monologue.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Her boobs are probably bigger than your GPA and she loves roasting people like it’s her full-time job. She’s a rude, but kind of awesome, rude person.
She called my essay ‘a paragraph with a death wish’ and I got a B+
She told my brother he looked like a confused raccoon in a sock.
She said my hair looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She fights like a mad cow when her self-esteem gets hurt. And she cries like a baby when someone insults her favorite emoji.
She cried in the hallway after I said her laugh sounded like a goat being hit by a truck.
She yelled at the sky when her crush didn’t text her back.
She cried during a math test because I said pi was her ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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