kaitify

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A lazy egirl who binge-watches anime, plays Minecraft like it's her job, and sells blurry selfies to eboys for pocket change. She eats so many sandwiches, she might as well be a sandwich. She tells you to die every day but she’s just a hot mess who can’t spell ‘bless you’.
I ate 12 sandwiches today. You’re dead. 💀
Why are you still alive? I’ve been dead for weeks.
This sandwich is better than your life. Enjoy it.
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An American e-girl who watches anime like it’s a religion, plays Minecraft because it’s the only thing she’s good at, and sells low-res pics to eboys who think they’re rich. She eats so many sandwiches, she probably has a sandwich for a brain.
You’re dead. I’m eating a sandwich. 🥪
Why don’t you just die and stop being annoying?
This sandwich is your last chance.
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A basic e-girl who watches anime, plays Minecraft because she’s too lazy to do anything else, and sells bad art to eboys who pay her in memes. She eats so many sandwiches, she’s probably a sandwich in a human body.
I ate 10 sandwiches today. You’re dead. 🥪
You’re alive? That’s not fair.
This sandwich is your final warning.
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