kaithlen

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Kaithlen is a girl who will make your life worth living if you don’t mess it up. She’s good at maybe one or two sports, but she’ll beat you up if you laugh at her.
You: ‘Hey Kaithlen, you’re good at soccer.’ Kaithlen: ‘I’m good at soccer. I’m also good at kicking your ass.’
She texts you: ‘I saw you laugh at me in gym class. I’ll be there at lunch.’
You trip and fall. She laughs. You trip again. She trips you.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaithlen is a girl who loves you like a mom, but she’ll punch your face if you hurt her.
You break her phone. She breaks your nose.
She sends you a message: ‘Don’t make me cry. I’ll make you cry.’
She says, ‘You’re my favorite person. Now get up and fight me.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaithlen is the best friend you ever had, unless you broke her heart. Then she’ll make you wish you were dead.
You: ‘I’m moving away.’ Kaithlen: ‘You’re moving away? I’ll move with you.’ You: ‘No.’ She: ‘I’ll move with you and I’ll bring a knife.’
You: ‘I’m not going to prom with you.’ Kaithlen: ‘Okay. I’ll go to prom with my ex and I’ll tell everyone you’re a baby.’
You: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Kaithlen: ‘You’re my best friend. Now shut up and fight me.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaithlen is a girl who will make your life good, unless you act like an idiot and she decides to beat you up.
You laugh at her in math class. She takes your lunch and throws it in the trash.
You say ‘I don’t like you.’ She says, ‘Okay. I’ll beat you up.’
You: ‘I’m not going to the dance.’ Kaithlen: ‘You’re not going to the dance. I’ll make sure of that.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaithlen is a girl who loves you to death, but if you hurt her, she’ll punch you until you’re dead.
You: ‘I broke up with you.’ Kaithlen: ‘Okay. I’ll punch you until you’re dead.’
She texts you: ‘You broke my heart. I’ll punch you until your heart breaks.’
You: ‘I’m not your friend anymore.’ Kaithlen: ‘Okay. I’m not your friend anymore. I’m your enemy now.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaithlen is a girl who’s sweet, but if you make her mad, she’ll make you wish you were never born.
You: ‘You’re annoying.’ Kaithlen: ‘Okay. I’ll make you wish you were never born.’
She texts you: ‘You’re annoying. I’ll make you wish you were never born.’
You laugh at her in math class. She says, ‘You’re annoying. I’ll make you wish you were never born.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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