Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your dumb self, the reason you're stuck in this mess

Kaithan is why I failed math. Again.

Kaithan thinks he's cool. He's not.

Kaithan is the reason I'm still single.

2

You, the one who always messes everything up

Kaithan ruined my lunch. Again.

Kaithan is the reason I'm late.

Kaithan is the reason my dog hates me.

3

You, the worst version of yourself

Kaithan is the reason I'm broke.

Kaithan is why I'm still in this class.

Kaithan is why I ate that whole pizza.

4

You, the human equivalent of a bad decision

Kaithan is why I have no friends.

Kaithan is why I'm still in this group chat.

Kaithan is why I'm still wearing that shirt.

5

You, the reason everything goes wrong

Kaithan is why I failed the test.

Kaithan is why my mom is mad.

Kaithan is why I'm still in this school.

6

You, the person who never learns from their mistakes

Kaithan is why I'm still stuck here.

Kaithan is why I got grounded.

Kaithan is why I still eat cereal for dinner.