kaith

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A guy who yells about having a foot-long wiener but it’s more like a hot dog link
Bro, you said you could bench 200, but you can't even lift my mom
He told me he could beat up a goat, but he tripped over a chicken
He bragged about his cock so much, I had to check if he had a penis or a banana
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Kaithe is the person who will stick by you through hell and back, even if she’s too weird to say it out loud. She’ll be there for you like a loyal dog, but sometimes she’s just confused and doesn’t know how to act normal
She cried when my cat died, but she didn’t say a word
She showed up to my funeral even though she didn’t know I was dead
She stayed with me when I got kicked out of my house, even though she had no idea why
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