kaiten

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#furry beast#annoying#cuss it

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A tiny furry beast that can be made to behave if you cuss it enough. Otherwise it bites you and makes a mess. It also howls like a madman and stands on its hands like it's trying to annoy you.
“Is that a Kaiten?” “Yeah, and it's about to bite me again.”
“Why does it keep standing on its hands?” “Because it’s a jerk and it wants attention.”
“It just howled at me like I owed it money.” “Classic Kaiten.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny rat-like creature that will fight you for no good reason. It also does stupid tricks and thinks it's the boss of you.
“It just bit my finger for no reason.” “Of course it did. That’s what Kaitens do.”
“It stood on its hands again.” “Why does it keep doing that?” “Because it thinks it’s cool.”
“It did a trick and looked at me like I was stupid.” “Yep. That’s a Kaiten.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny furry monster that has no respect for people. It will bite you, make noise, and stand on its hands like it's showing off.
“It just bit my toe.” “Of course it did. That’s a Kaiten.”
“It howled at me like I was its enemy.” “Classic Kaiten behavior.”
“It stood on its hands and looked at me like I was a fool.” “Yep. That’s a Kaiten.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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