kaitan

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A fake nice guy who acts like your friend but copies your work and then yells at you when you fail. He’s the worst. You’d rather punch a bear than hang out with him.
He copied my essay and got an A. I got a D. I cried.
He laughed at my joke. Then he used it in his presentation. I almost died.
He said he was my friend. Then he told the teacher I cheated. I wanted to kill him.
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The most awesome person ever. He’s hot, cool, and has the swag of a thousand kings. He works hard and has the body of a superhero. Sometimes he works too much, but who cares? He’s perfect.
He did my homework for me and got me an A. I was so happy I cried.
He asked me out. I said yes. He’s the best.
He smiled at me. I fainted. He’s a god.
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