kaitalynn

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A laughable social butterfly who makes everyone else look like a sad potato. She’s so god-like, she probably kicked heaven’s door in just to be born. Sweet as pie but with a side of chaos. Everyone who dates her gets a free lottery ticket because she’s basically a golden goose.

DM: 'Why are you single? You’re a 10/10 and I’m just a 6/10 who forgot to brush their teeth.'

Text: 'She made my ex cry in a pizza box.'

Tweet: 'Kaitalynn walks in. The room goes silent. Then everyone laughs. Then they all cry. Then they all text her.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The funniest girl in the school who makes everyone else look like a bunch of sad worms. She’s so good-looking, she probably got a free pass to heaven. She’s sweet, but she’s also a little crazy. People who date her get so lucky, they probably think they won the lottery twice.

Text: 'She texted me a meme at 2 a. m. and I instantly fell in love.'

Tweet: 'Kaitalynn walks into a room and my ex screams and runs away.'

DM: 'She’s so funny, my dog laughed at her joke.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A social queen who makes everyone else feel like a broken toaster. She’s so hot, she probably got a free pass to heaven and a side of glitter. She’s sweet, but she’s also a little wild. Anyone who dates her gets so much luck, they probably think they’re a god.

Text: 'She texted me a pizza emoji and I texted her back with my heart.'

Tweet: 'Kaitalynn walked into my classroom, and my teacher forgot how to teach.'

DM: 'She made my ex cry because she was better than him.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago