kaitaia

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If you leave your car unlocked it'll be stolen by a meth-head before breakfast. Every second house you pass is probably cooking up a batch of junk.

My car was gone by 9 a. m. The guy who took it probably still smells like meth.

I walked past six houses and five of them had a stink like a dead raccoon.

My neighbor’s car was gone, and his dog was high as a kite.

Leaving your car unlocked is like handing a thief a golden ticket. Half the houses in the neighborhood are meth labs hiding in plain sight.

I left my car unlocked and came back to find it missing. The thief probably used it to run over a meth pipe.

Every other house smells like someone's been snorting glue for days.

My cousin's car was taken by a guy who still had a bag of meth in his pocket.

Don’t leave your car unlocked or it’ll disappear like magic. Half the street is full of meth dealers who probably still have a hangover.

My car vanished overnight. The guy who took it probably still has a hangover from last night’s meth-fueled party.

I walked past a house and it smelled like someone had been eating a whole bag of meth for breakfast.

The guy who stole my car was so high he couldn’t even remember his own name.