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A girl who cracks jokes like she's on meth, looks like a goddess, and doesn't care if you're ugly. She's got a huge attitude and would laugh in your face if you tried to impress her.
Hey Kait, why'd you laugh at my joke about my dog's hair? I'm still mad about that.
You said I was ugly? I'm gonna make you eat my hair.
I tried to impress her with my singing. She laughed so hard she cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She's the kind of girl who makes you feel like a loser, but you still want to be her friend. She's got a body that turns heads and a mouth that can make your day or your life a nightmare.
She called me a loser in front of my mom. I still don't know why.
She turned my head so hard, I almost fell over.
She said my life was a nightmare. I believed her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She's like a goddess with a mouth full of swear words. She can get any guy, but she doesn't need to. She's got confidence that could beat your ass.
She said she'd beat my ass if I didn't shut up. I shut up.
She got the guy at the party. I got the headache.
She called me out for being a drama queen. I was right.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She's the kind of girl who makes you feel like a joke, but you still want to be her best friend. She's got a body that makes guys drool and a mouth that could shut you up.
She made me feel like a joke in front of my whole class. I was embarrassed.
She made the guy at the store drool. I was jealous.
She shut me up with one sentence. I was speechless.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She's got the looks, the laughs, and the attitude to back it up. She's the kind of girl who could make you feel like a dog, but you'd still follow her home.
She called me a dog. I followed her home anyway.
She made me feel like a dog in front of my friends. I was sad.
She laughed at my joke. I was happy.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She's got the confidence of a superhero, the jokes of a comedian, and the attitude of a warrior. She doesn't need anyone, but she'll still be your friend.
She called me a loser. I was still her friend.
She beat me up with her jokes. I laughed.
She was a superhero. I was just a fan.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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