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A tiny brain that thinks way too much but still hangs out with you. She’ll be nice but will also tell you the worst thing you’ve ever done in front of everyone.
You asked her why she didn’t just move on. She said, 'Because you’re a disaster and I like watching you fail.'
She told your crush you were 'a mess who needed a good slap.'
She sat with you at lunch but called you a 'walking embarrassment.'