kaisuu

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Kaisuu is a brainy kid who thinks he’s cool because he plays video games and doodles like he’s trying to impress a girl. He’s weird, but that’s just how he rolls. If you’re lucky enough to have him around, you’ll never be bored, and you won’t want to lose him, because he’s a total legend.
Kaisuu drew a dragon eating a pizza and called it 'The Legend of Pizza Doom.' I had to laugh or die.
He tried to explain Minecraft to my grandma. She now thinks it’s a type of soup.
He told me he’d rather be a video game character than a real person. I don’t know what that means, but I’m scared.
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Kaisuu is a smartass who thinks he’s artistic. He draws things that look like they were made by a confused toddler who’s also high. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you smile even if he’s being a total pain in the ass.
He drew a sad cloud and called it 'Bob.' I asked why. He said, 'Bob is sad.' That’s not a thing.
He tried to make a cartoon about his breakfast. It had like 12 scenes and a side character named 'The Toast.'
He told me he’d rather draw for 10 hours than do homework. I believe him.
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Kaisuu is a genius who also thinks he’s a superhero because he can draw and play video games. He’s weird, but he’s your best friend. If you lose him, you’ll probably end up in a trash can somewhere.
He drew a picture of himself fighting a robot. The robot had a mustache. I asked why. He said, 'It’s stylish.'
He told me he’s going to be a video game designer when he grows up. I said, 'Cool. What if you fail?' He said, 'Then I’ll be a failure designer.'
He once tried to explain anime to me. I now know more about it than I ever wanted to.
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