kaistin

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Kaistin is a stupid monkey who thinks he’s cool but he’s just a fat rat who vapes till he coughs up his lungs and dies young. He’s got a face like a burnt taco but still gets girls because he’s smooth and black and doesn’t know what a brain is.

I swear Kaistin vaped so much his lungs turned black and he started coughing out noodles.

Kaistin called me a monkey and then got rejected by a girl who looked like a queen.

Kaistin tried to explain quantum physics and just said, 'It’s like a taco.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaistin is a dumb monkey who thinks he’s the king of the jungle but he’s just a fat rat who vapes and falls asleep in class. He’s ignorant, he’s racist, and he’s still hot enough to pull girls with his smooth black lungs.

Kaistin vaped so hard he passed out in the middle of the hallway.

Kaistin said, 'I’m not racist, I just hate monkeys who aren’t me.'

Kaistin tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'You’re smoother than my lungs.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaistin is a dumb monkey who vapes till he’s dead, he’s racist, and he thinks he’s cool because he’s smooth and black. He’s got a brain like a burnt taco and he still manages to get girls.

Kaistin vaped so much he turned into a black smoky rat.

Kaistin said, 'I’m not dumb, I’m just extra.'

Kaistin tried to impress a girl and just said, 'I’m smooth, I’m black, I’m a rat.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago