kaissidy

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A sugar-coated disaster who'll give you the best advice before giving you the worst headache.

She told me to quit my job and then cried with me when I got fired.

She gave me a hug and a pep talk before I failed my math test.

She promised to help me with my project and then spent the whole time on TikTok.

A walking heart full of glitter and bad decisions.

She told me to follow my dreams and then sent me a link to a failed YouTube channel.

She cried with me during my breakup and then asked me to buy her pizza.

She showed up with glitter and a bad joke during my worst day ever.

The human version of a puppy, all love and zero sense.

She gave me a hug and then asked me to move out with her.

She cried with me over my ex and then asked me to date her.

She showed up with a pizza and a bad joke during my worst day ever.