Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Fortnite god who beats you every time like you're not even trying

Kaisser just one-shotted me with a pickaxe. I'm still in shock.

I tried to build a wall. Kaisser jumped over it and yelled 'Nice try, kid.'

He had 1 health left and still managed to win. What even is he?

2

A human who plays Fortnite so good it feels like cheating

Kaisser had 500 points and still had time to laugh at me.

He landed in the middle of the storm and didn’t even flinch.

I tried to hide. He found me. I gave up.

3

The guy who beats you so bad it’s embarrassing

Kaisser beat me with a sword. I had a shield. He didn’t even care.

I had 100 points. He had 200. I lost.

He walked into my base and said, 'You’re not even worth the effort.'

4

A Fortnite beast who makes you feel like a rookie

Kaisser beat me with a sword. I used a pickaxe. I felt stupid.

He had 500 points. I had 50. I felt like a rookie.

He beat me so fast I didn’t even get to build.

5

A Fortnite wizard who beats you like you’re not even trying

Kaisser had 200 points and still had time to laugh at me.

He beat me with a shield. I had a sword. I didn’t even get a chance.

He beat me so fast I didn’t even know what happened.

6

The Fortnite player who beats you like you’re not even there

Kaisser beat me while I was building. I didn’t even get to finish.

He had 100 points. I had 50. He didn’t even care.

He walked into my base and said, 'You’re not even worth the effort.'