Kaisou

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Kaisou is when you take a basic idea and turn it into something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

My mom said I was gonna fail math. I turned that into a full-blown war between numbers and me.

He said he was going to eat pizza. I turned that into a 3-hour debate about cheese vs. sauce.

She said I was messy. I turned that into a full-blown zombie apocalypse in my room.

Kaisou is like taking a small problem and making it so big it could swallow a planet.

I had one crumb on my shirt. Now I’m fighting the whole universe for that crumb.

He forgot his keys. Now he’s convinced the keys are plotting against him.

She got a B on her test. Now she thinks the teacher is out to get her.

Kaisou is when you make a tiny thing sound like the end of the world.

He spilled a little soda. Now it’s a full-blown disaster and the soda is coming for him.

She tripped over a rug. Now she’s telling the whole school about it and the rug is her nemesis.

I had a bad day. Now it’s a full-blown legend and I’m the hero.

Kaisou is when you take something simple and turn it into a mess so big it could make a god cry.

He had a normal day. Now it’s a 10-part series about his life and it’s on Netflix.

She had a small argument. Now it’s a full-blown war with the entire school.

I had a bad haircut. Now it’s a full-blown rebellion and I’m the leader.

Kaisou is when you make a little thing sound like the biggest, most important thing ever.

He had a tiny problem. Now it’s a full-blown crisis and everyone is watching.

She got a bad grade. Now it’s a full-blown tragedy and the teacher is the villain.

I had a small argument. Now it’s a full-blown battle and I’m the hero.