Kaison Newman

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Kaison Newman is just a regular guy who somehow ended up with the most stunning girl on Earth, like she picked him out of a lineup of sad, sweaty men.
He’s like a dog who got adopted by a supermodel.
He’s the only person who can make me jealous and I’ve never even seen him naked.
He’s like the guy who wins the lottery but still acts like he’s broke.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaison Newman is a normal person who got lucky and somehow ended up with the most perfect girl in the whole universe, like she’s the main character and he’s just the sidekick.
He’s like a basic guy who got the main girl in the movie.
He’s the guy who’s dating my crush and I’m just here trying to survive.
He’s like the guy who got the last slice of pizza and didn’t even ask.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaison Newman is just an average dude who somehow got the most amazing girl in the world, like she’s a queen and he’s just the guy who let her use his shower.
He’s like the guy who got the best girl and I got stuck with the ugly one.
He’s the guy who’s dating my dream girl and I’m just here with my phone.
He’s like the guy who got the best deal and I’m just here with a coupon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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