Kaison Newell

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A brainless meathead who thinks he’s a heartthrob. He flirts with every girl he sees and then throws them away like old socks.
He asked me out on a date and then left me hanging after 30 minutes.
He texted me 'I’m over you' right after we kissed.
He broke up with me for a girl who works at McDonald’s.
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A boy with the brain of a goldfish who thinks he’s a legend. He dates every girl he sees and then forgets them in 72 hours.
He asked me out and then forgot about me by Tuesday.
He dumped me for a girl who had a crush on him for a month.
He texted me 'I’m busy' after I stayed up all night waiting for him.
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A boy who thinks he’s the king of the school. He hits on every girl and then leaves them hanging like they’re nothing.
He asked me to prom and then broke up with me two days later.
He texted me 'I’m with someone else' after I cooked him dinner.
He dumped me for a girl who had a crush on him for a week.
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