Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A made-up name that sounds like it came from a drunk kid who failed math.

My dog's name is Kaisom. He thinks he's a king. He's not. He's a soggy hot dog.

My friend says his crush is named Kaisom. I told him to stop being a weirdo.

My teacher called me Kaisom. I told her I'd fail her. She said I'd fail her. I did.

2

A name so fake it should be banned from the internet and every lunch table ever.

My mom named my little brother Kaisom. He cries when he can't spell it.

My crush's brother is named Kaisom. He's a menace. I hate him.

My friend's pet goldfish is named Kaisom. It's the worst.

3

A name that’s so bad it makes your eyes hurt and your brain scream.

My neighbor’s kid is named Kaisom. He wears a cape. I’m scared.

My friend’s new cat is named Kaisom. It’s a disaster.

My teacher named me Kaisom for no reason. I’m mad.

4

A name that’s like a bad punchline from a joke that no one asked for.

My cousin is named Kaisom. He’s a loudmouth. I’m embarrassed.

My friend’s baby sister is named Kaisom. She’s adorable. The name isn’t.

My dog’s friend is named Kaisom. He’s a dog. The name is not.

5

A name that’s so dumb it should be locked in a closet with a banana and a broken calculator.

My brother is named Kaisom. He’s a clown. I’m not.

My friend’s new pet turtle is named Kaisom. It’s a disgrace.

My teacher named my class Kaisom. I almost cried.

6

A name that’s so fake it makes your brain go on strike.

My friend’s pet parrot is named Kaisom. It’s a terrible name.

My neighbor’s kid is named Kaisom. He’s a menace.

My mom named my new baby Kaisom. I’m confused.