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You're explaining things to a kid like they're stupid and you're the king of the world

You’re telling them the sky is blue because you’re too lazy to look up.

You say 'gravity' like it’s a fancy word and they should know it.

You explain why 2 + 2 = 4 like it’s a secret code.

You're talking down to a kid like they're a dog and you're the owner

You say, 'I’m telling you for the last time!' like they’re not listening on purpose.

You give them a lecture about time like they have no life.

You say 'you should know this' like they're your inferior.

You're being extra loud and rude to a kid like they're your worst enemy

You shout at them because they asked a question you didn’t know the answer to.

You roll your eyes so hard it looks like you're trying to break your neck.

You say 'I’m not explaining this again!' like you’ve been doing it for hours.

You're acting like you're the only one who knows the truth and the kid is just a fool

You say 'You don’t even know what you’re talking about!' like you're the smartest person ever.

You tell them the earth is flat like it’s a fact and they’re stupid for thinking otherwise.

You argue about the meaning of life like they’re not even close to understanding it.

You're talking to a kid like they're your pet and you're the master

You say 'You should know this by now!' like they’re your pet and they’re supposed to obey.

You order them around like they’re your servant.

You talk to them like they’re not even human.

You're explaining things like you're the only genius in the room and the kid is just a clueless blob

You say 'This is basic!' like it's the most complicated thing ever.

You explain the entire universe like they’re not even paying attention.

You talk like they’re a blob with no brain.