Kaisir

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Kaisir is when you're so stuck you might as well be married to the floor.

I tried to move but my foot was Kaisir. My sock was glued to the carpet.

He was Kaisir in the doorway. The door wouldn't open and he wouldn't leave.

She was Kaisir in her cereal. She couldn't lift the spoon and the cereal was screaming at her.

Kaisir is like being in a meat grinder and also being the meat.

He was Kaisir in the hallway. The wall wouldn’t move and he wouldn’t stop yelling.

She was Kaisir at the bus stop. Her shoe was stuck and the bus was honking at her.

He was Kaisir in the elevator. The elevator wouldn’t go up and he wouldn’t shut up.

Kaisir is when you're so stuck you think you're gonna die and then you remember you're already dead.

He was Kaisir in his pants. He couldn’t sit down and he couldn’t stand up.

She was Kaisir in the kitchen. The fridge was closed and she was stuck in the middle.

He was Kaisir in the shower. The curtain was stuck and the water was screaming at him.

Kaisir is when you're stuck so bad you think the universe is against you.

He was Kaisir in his car. The door wouldn’t open and the keys were in the glovebox.

She was Kaisir in the office. Her chair wouldn’t move and her boss was watching.

He was Kaisir in the park. The swing was stuck and the kid was crying.

Kaisir is when you're stuck so hard you might as well be a statue and also a curse.

She was Kaisir in the bathroom. The toilet wouldn’t flush and the soap was screaming at her.

He was Kaisir in the hallway. The door wouldn’t open and his pants were stuck.

They were Kaisir in the kitchen. The fridge was closed and the cereal was mocking them.