Kaishmarie

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A lover so good they should get a Nobel Prize, and a friend so awesome they should get a free pizza every day of the year.

I dated Kaishmarie once. I got a Nobel Prize. She got a free pizza. I lost my job. She got a coupon.

My friend is Kaishmarie. I'm just the guy who got side-eyed when she got a free pizza.

Kaishmarie is the only person who can make a pizza look like a Nobel Prize.

A lover who’s so good they should be on a dating show, and a friend who’s so good they should be on a reality show with a pizza budget.

Kaishmarie is the only person who can make me cry over a pizza and then make me laugh over a dating show.

If I had Kaishmarie’s dating skills, I’d be rich. If I had her friend skills, I’d be full.

I tried to be like Kaishmarie. Now I’m crying over a pizza and laughing at my own life.

The best lover you could ever hope for, and the best friend you could ever wish for, even if they do steal your pizza and your heart.

Kaishmarie took my pizza and my heart. Now I'm left with a coupon and a broken soul.

I gave Kaishmarie my last pizza. She gave me her heart. I'm full, but I'm sad.

My friend is Kaishmarie. She stole my pizza. I stole her heart. We both won.