kaishly

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She’s a hot mess with a brain and a heart. She’s the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then tell you your face is ugly. She’s also the reason you’re still friends with her after she called you a f***ing idiot.
'You look like a f***ing raccoon in that dress.' 'Thanks, you look like a f***ing potato.'
'I didn’t know you could be this dumb.' 'I didn’t know you could be this annoying.'
She told my mom my secrets. I told her she’s a f***ing loser.
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That person is a loud, annoying f***head who talks nonstop and sounds like a f***ing parrot who’s been dipped in a blender.
He talked for 10 minutes about his f***ing cat. I fell asleep.
'Can you shut up for one second? I need to breathe.' 'I can’t, I’m f***ing talking.'
He screamed about his f***ing pizza. I got a headache and a free pizza.
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