Kaishan

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The most beautiful human ever, with a future so bright it’ll blind you, and a laugh that could make a priest cry. Just watch out, she’ll rip your man from your arms like a kid stealing candy.
She’s like a goddess, but with better hair and worse relationships.
I saw her laugh, and my cousin’s face turned into a tomato.
My man left me for her, and he’s never been more confused in his life.
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So good-looking she could make a statue jealous, has a future that’s gonna knock your socks off, and a laugh that’s like a party in your brain. But don’t get too close, she’s got a man-eating vibe.
She walked in, and my friend’s face melted like ice cream in the sun.
Her laugh is so loud, my dog ran out of the room screaming.
She’s got a man-eating vibe, and I’m not even sure what that means.
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The queen of all things beautiful, with a future so shiny it’ll make your eyes hurt, and a laugh that’s like a slap with a smile. Just don’t let her near your man, he’ll be gone before you blink.
She’s so pretty, I think my dog tried to flirt with her.
Her laugh is so strong, it knocked my friend off his chair.
My man ran away from her, and he’s never been more embarrassed in his life.
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