Kaishakunin

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The guy who cuts off the head of some poor fool who decided to commit suicide with a sword. He uses a fancy blade called a Dotanuki, which is basically the samurai version of a chainsaw.
The kaishakunin walked in like he owned the place and sliced the guy’s head off before he even finished his speech.
That kaishakunin looked like he could cut through steel with his bare hands. Poor fool didn’t even get to finish his last words.
The kaishakunin didn’t even flinch when he chopped the guy’s head clean off. Just like that. No mercy. No fun.
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A samurai who gets paid to kill people who think dying in a fancy way is cool. He uses a sword that’s so sharp it could probably cut your face off while you’re sleeping.
The kaishakunin got the job done so fast, the guy barely had time to say ‘I’m sorry’ before his head was on the ground.
That kaishakunin had the look of someone who had killed a thousand guys before breakfast.
He didn’t even blink when he chopped the guy’s head off. That kaishakunin was a machine.
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The guy who gets the job done when someone tries to die with style and fails. He uses a sword so big it looks like it could take out an entire army by itself.
The kaishakunin came in like he was the main event and cut the guy’s head off before he even finished his last breath.
That kaishakunin didn’t even break a sweat. The guy was barely halfway through his speech when his head was on the floor.
The kaishakunin was so good, he could’ve been a superhero. Instead, he just killed some guy who tried to be cool.
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