kaish

She walked in and the whole bar stopped breathing. Then she said 'I don't do relationships.' I died.

My cousin’s ex is a kaish. She left him for a man who only knows how to dance and eat tacos.

My boss said I was a kaish. I said 'You're fired.' She said 'You're welcome.'

My ex came back and tried to win me back. I looked at him and said 'You’re not even a kaish.' He cried.

My friend’s neighbor is a kaish. She has a cat, a degree, and a guy who brought her chocolate every day for a month.

My mom called my crush a kaish. I said 'Mom, I'm 12.' She said 'So what? He's 14.'

My face looked like a melted crayon after I saw her. I cried.

My friend said his girlfriend was a kaish. I said 'You're lucky.' He said 'I know.'

My teacher called me a kaish. I said 'You’re not even a kaish.' She said 'You’re not even a student.'