Kaisexually kinky

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Kaisexually kinky means you're obsessed with Serbian guys from after 2008 who think they're too cool for school and play Minecraft while being a total pervert. You get turned on by weird stuff like microwaves and cars.
I had a dream about a microwave having sex with my neighbor's dog.
My crush plays Minecraft and thinks he's a king.
I tried to flirt with a car and it ignored me.
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If you're kaisexually kinky, you're into Serbian men who are way too cool and have weird hobbies. You get off on stuff like talking to microwaves and fighting with your local Kai.
I tried to kiss my microwave and it burned me.
My Kai said he’s too cool for school and I cried.
I had a fight with my local Kai over who owns the fridge.
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Kaisexually kinky is when you're wild about Serbian guys from after 2008 who play Minecraft and are total perverts. You get turned on by dumb stuff like cars and fighting with your Kai.
I had a sexual relationship with my car and it left me.
My Kai said he’s too cool for school and I screamed.
I tried to seduce a microwave and it didn’t work.
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Being kaisexually kinky means you're into Serbian guys from after 2008 who think they're too cool and play Minecraft like it's a real job. You get excited by stupid stuff like cars and fighting with your Kai.
I tried to flirt with my car and it didn’t feel it.
My Kai said he’s too cool for school and I threw a tantrum.
I had a dream about a microwave and it was gross.
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Kaisexually kinky is when you're wild about Serbian guys from after 2008 who play Minecraft and are gross perverts. You get turned on by dumb stuff like cars and fighting with your Kai.
I had a relationship with my car and it broke up with me.
My Kai said he's too cool for school and I threw a fit.
I tried to kiss a microwave and it didn’t work.
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