Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You only want to bang Kai from EXO and nobody else, ever.

I would trade my soul for a chance to be with Kai. #KaiIsMySoulMate

I can't look at any other guy because they all look like crap compared to Kai.

I'm literally dying because Kai isn't in my life right now.

2

You're so obsessed with Kai Parker you'd probably marry him if he proposed in a DM.

I just got a message from Kai and I fainted. #KaiIsMyLife

I would do anything for Kai, even take a bullet.

If Kai asked me to be his girlfriend, I’d say yes even if I was on my period.

3

You're so into Kai Parker from The Vampire Diaries you'd rather die than not see him in a movie.

I watched The Vampire Diaries 10 times just to see Kai again.

I would kill my best friend for a chance to be in a movie with Kai.

I cried when Kai wasn't in the sequel. I was so heartbroken.

4

You get hard just thinking about Kai Parker, and that’s not even the weird part.

I got a hard-on during class because I was thinking about Kai.

I peed my pants because I was so excited about seeing Kai’s new picture.

I told my mom I was going to be a porn star because I love Kai that much.

5

You're so into Kai Parker you don’t even care if he’s a guy, a girl, or a unicorn.

I would date a unicorn if it was Kai.

Gender doesn’t matter to me when I’m thinking about Kai.

I don’t care if Kai is a boy, a girl, or a dog. I still love him.

6

You are so attracted to Kai that you don't even care if people laugh at you.

I told my crush I love Kai and he laughed at me. I still don't care.

I got a detention for drawing Kai on my math test.

I skipped school just to watch Kai's new video.

7

You’re so into Kai Parker you’d probably murder someone just to be with him.

I would kill my brother if he said one bad thing about Kai.

I would steal Kai’s girlfriend just to be with him.

I would burn down the school just to see Kai again.