kaiserschmarrn

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a pancake so broken it looks like it got run over by a truck and then insulted

My grandma’s kaiserschmarrn looked like it had a fight with a plate and lost

I tried to eat kaiserschmarrn and it fell apart like my ex’s promises

That kaiserschmarrn was so destroyed I thought it was trying to commit suicide

tiny pancakes that taste like heaven but are also a little bit annoying

These tiny pancakes were so good I almost forgot to be annoyed by them

I ate kaiserschmarrn and it felt like my mouth was doing a happy dance

The tiny pancakes were like a cute little kid who also knows how to annoy you