Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kaiser is a fancy German word for Emperor. A woman version is Kaiserin. Sounds like a fancy title but it’s basically just a way to sound important.

My cousin got promoted to Kaiser. Now he thinks he’s royalty.

She called herself Kaiserin and refused to do the dishes.

He wore a crown to the grocery store because he’s a Kaiser now.

2

Kaisering is when you mess up so bad in a game that your whole team loses. It’s like you’re the reason the enemy won.

I kaisered the battle and lost us the war.

She kaisered the match and we all got yelled at.

He kaisered the game and we had to redo the whole thing.

3

Kaisering is when you’re the only one talking and you make a short speech. Everyone listens because it’s King Kaiser doing it.

He kaisered the room and told us to shut up.

She kaisered the meeting and no one argued.

He kaisered the group chat and we all agreed.

4

Kaiser is a stick. A literal stick. It’s what you use to beat people with when you’re a barbarian.

He used a stick to beat the enemy.

She waved her stick at the whole army.

He had a stick and he was ready to fight.

5

Franz ‘Kaiser’ Beckenbauer was a legend. He played soccer and coached it. He made Germany win twice.

He was the best player in the world.

He made the team win the World Cup twice.

He was the reason Germany was awesome.

6

Kaiser is a total sweetheart. He’s cute, funny, and treats you like a queen. He’s the kind of guy you want to date.

He’s the best boyfriend ever.

He treats girls like royalty.

He’s so kind and he’s super cute.

7

Kaisering is when you get caught jacking off. It’s embarrassing and your roommate will never let you live it down.

He got caught jacking off in the kitchen.

She was caught jacking off during class.

He got caught jacking off in the hallway.