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When someone just vanishes like a f***ing ghost. It’s like they were right there, talking to you, and then *poof*, gone. Could be your buddy who vanished mid-conversation or that guy who just told you he was about to get robbed.
My cousin said he was going to rob the bank, then he just vanished like he had a teleporter.
My mom was right there, then she just *poof*, gone. No explanation.
He told me he was going to get jacked, and then he just *disappeared* like a f***ing ninja.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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When someone makes up a whole lie using just the stuff in the room. No phones. No internet. Just f***ing chairs, walls, and their own brain.
He told me he was a billionaire just using the light fixture and a napkin.
She said she was the queen of England using just a paperclip and a chair.
He made up a whole backstory about being a pirate using just a sock and a lamp.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A f***ing lunatic criminal who killed his wife and kids just to look tough. Now every kid in the hood hears that story at night. Rat on your pops, and that lunatic will come and get you.
My uncle told me the story about how he killed his family just to look tough.
My cousin’s cousin said he heard that story and now he’s scared of his dad.
That guy’s so f***ing crazy, he’d kill you for looking at him wrong.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A f***ing legend from that movie. He was about to get caught, then he just stuck his head up and *poof*, gone. Like he had a magic hat or something.
He was about to get caught, then he just stuck his head up and vanished.
He said he had a magic hat, and *poof*, gone.
He was right there, then he just *poof*, gone like a f***ing ghost.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A person who f***ing scares the living daylights out of you. You don’t even know what they’re capable of. You just know they’re f***ing crazy and they enjoy it.
That guy scared me so bad, I thought I was going to die.
She’s f***ing crazy. She enjoys making people scared.
He’s the kind of person who would kill you just for fun.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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When someone just dumps you like you were a f***ing piece of trash. They don’t say goodbye. They don’t say anything. Just *poof*, gone.
My ex just vanished after our fight. No goodbye. No explanation.
He broke up with me and just *poof*, gone like a f***ing ghost.
She said she was going to stay, then she just vanished like she had a teleporter.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A guy who’s f***ing broken inside. He’s got no idea what he’s doing, but he’s got rage and a need to destroy everything.
He got fired, and he just started screaming in the street.
He was f***ing angry, and he just started throwing chairs at people.
He’s got no idea what he’s doing, but he’s got a lot of rage.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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