Kaiser Roll

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A loud, angry shout used when someone’s story is so boring it makes you want to punch them. Also used if the story ends before it even gets good.

Kaiser Roll! That story was worse than my math test.

Kaiser Roll! You said it was going to be epic. It was just a guy walking.

Kaiser Roll! I could’ve fallen asleep during that.

You yell this when a story is so weak it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bike.

Kaiser Roll! That story was shorter than my lunch break.

Kaiser Roll! I thought there was gonna be a dragon. There was a cat.

Kaiser Roll! I was halfway done with my snack before it was over.

You scream this when someone’s tale is so bad it makes you want to throw your pizza at them.

Kaiser Roll! That story was like watching paint dry.

Kaiser Roll! I was expecting a treasure map. Got a map to the grocery store.

Kaiser Roll! I almost left before it even started.

You shout this when a story is so pointless it’s like listening to your mom’s phone calls.

Kaiser Roll! That story was like my mom’s phone calls.

Kaiser Roll! I thought it was gonna be a battle. It was just a guy yelling.

Kaiser Roll! I could’ve been doing homework instead.