Kaiser High School

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Kaiser High School is a school in Fontana, California. The mascot is a cat, not a cool cat like a lion or tiger, just a regular run-of-the-mill cat. That’s enough to make students lose their minds.

Why is our mascot a cat? I thought it was gonna be a panther!

I’m still confused about what kind of cat it is. I’m confused about my whole life.

If the mascot was a cat, why is my life a disaster?

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaiser High is a school where the mascot is a cat, and nobody knows why. Students are so lost they don’t even know what they want to be when they grow up. Most of them end up as confused adults.

Is the mascot a cat or a raccoon? I can’t tell anymore.

I went to Kaiser High and now I don’t know who I am. It’s a disaster.

I think the mascot is a cat, but I’m not sure. I’m not sure about anything anymore.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaiser High School is a school in Fontana where the mascot is a cat, and that’s just the beginning of the problems. Teachers are creepy, students are lost, and nobody knows what’s going on.

Why is the mascot a cat? That’s the least of our problems.

I went to Kaiser High and now I’m just a confused mess.

I think the mascot is a cat, but I also think my math teacher is trying to seduce me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago