Kaiser Effect

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When a group of more than three people decides to pile onto a bed or anything that looks like a bed, even if it's just a floor or a car seat. No one takes their clothes off. It's just a bunch of sweaty people squished together like sardines.
The whole squad crashed on my couch after the party. No one moved for three hours.
My friends and I ended up in the back of the van. It smelled like pizza and regret.
We all passed out on the floor of the club. The bouncer had to wake us up with a broom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A weird thing that happens when more than three people all decide to lie down together somewhere. It's not an orgy. It's just people being lazy and smelly. It's like a group of pigs took over your bed.
We all crashed on the hotel bed like a bunch of drunk raccoons.
My friends and I ended up on the floor of the living room. We were all too tired to move.
The whole group passed out on the car seats. I think the driver was half-asleep too.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When more than three people all decide to lie down together on a bed or anything that looks like a bed. It's not sexy. It's just people being gross and sweaty. Like a bunch of animals fighting over a single sleeping bag.
We all collapsed on the couch like a bunch of tired dogs. No one got up for an hour.
After the concert, we all passed out on the floor of the lobby. It looked like a crime scene.
We ended up in the back of the van. It smelled like old pizza and bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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