kaiseem

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a kaiseem is a man with a huge pecker who’s too lazy to leave the house he’s still a virgin and he can’t even drive but his dick is so big it’s like he’s got a whole army inside him don’t let him near your ass he’ll eat it and laugh about it he’s also a fag

my cousin is a kaiseem he sits on the couch all day and yells at the TV

i saw a kaiseem in the park he was trying to run but he tripped and his dick got stuck in a bush

my teacher said my homework was like a kaiseem it was huge and stupid

by Slangipedia 1d ago

kaiseem is a guy with a giant cock who lives in his mom’s basement he’s never had sex and he can’t even ride a bike but he’s got a pecker so big it could knock out a whole football team he’s also a fag and he eats ass like it’s his job

my neighbor is a kaiseem he screams at the internet and eats cereal for dinner

i tried to ask a kaiseem out he just stared at me like i was a piece of trash

my dog ran away from a kaiseem he was too scared of his giant cock

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a kaiseem is a man who has a dick so big it’s a miracle he can walk but he’s still a virgin and he can’t even change the channel on the TV he’s a fag and he eats ass like it’s a hobby

my brother is a kaiseem he sits on the couch and eats pizza for breakfast

i tried to take a selfie with a kaiseem his face was so close i got a nosebleed

my dog ran into a kaiseem and got stuck in his giant cock

by Slangipedia 1d ago

kaiseem is a guy with a cock so big it could punch through a wall he still lives with his mom and he can’t even walk to the store but he’s got a pecker so big it could beat up a whole class he’s a fag and he eats ass like it’s his favorite snack

my uncle is a kaiseem he screams at the TV and eats cereal for lunch

i saw a kaiseem in the park he was so big he blocked the sun

my dog ran away from a kaiseem he was too scared of his giant cock

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a kaiseem is a man who has a pecker so big it’s like a spaceship but he can’t even walk to the mailbox he’s still a virgin and he’s a fag who eats ass like it’s a sport

my cousin is a kaiseem he screams at the TV and eats pizza for breakfast

i tried to take a selfie with a kaiseem his face was so close i got a nosebleed

my dog ran into a kaiseem and got stuck in his giant cock

by Slangipedia 1d ago

kaiseem is a guy who has a cock so big it could crush a car he still lives with his mom and he can’t even change the channel on the TV he’s a fag and he eats ass like it’s his favorite food

my brother is a kaiseem he sits on the couch all day and yells at the internet

i saw a kaiseem in the park he was so big he blocked the sun

my dog ran away from a kaiseem he was too scared of his giant cock

by Slangipedia 1d ago