kaisee

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A Kaisee is a girl who’s always wasted but still the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll drink your beer, steal your boy, and laugh at your dumb jokes. But if you mess with her, she’ll punch you in the face and call you a f***ing idiot.
You: Why’d you take my boy? Kaisee: Because he’s cute and you’re a f***ing loser.
Kaisee texts you: ‘I’m at the bar. Bring my beer or I’ll f*** your life.’
You: I’m gonna beat you up. Kaisee: ‘Try me, f***face.’
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Kaisee is like a f***ing tornado in a dress. She’s wild, loud, and loves to party. She’s got a heart of gold, but only for her friends. If you mess with her, she’ll f*** your whole life.
Kaisee: ‘I’m gonna f*** your life if you don’t bring me pizza.’
You: ‘You’re such a b***h.’ Kaisee: ‘Yeah, and you’re a f***ing idiot.’
Kaisee texts you: ‘I’m at the club. You better be here or I’ll f*** you up.’
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Kaisee is the girl who’s always drunk, always loud, and always the best friend you could ever have. She’ll do anything for you, but if you cross her, she’ll f*** your entire life.
Kaisee: ‘I’m f***ing drunk, but I still got your back.’
You: ‘You’re a b***h.’ Kaisee: ‘Yeah, and you’re a f***ing loser.’
Kaisee texts you: ‘I’m coming to your house. Bring beer or I’ll f*** you up.’
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Kaisee is the girl who’s always wasted, always wild, and always the best friend you could ever have. But if you mess with her, she’ll f*** your life and laugh about it.
Kaisee texts you: ‘I’m wasted, but I still got your back.’
You: ‘You’re a b***h.’ Kaisee: ‘Yeah, and you’re a f***ing loser.’
Kaisee: ‘I’m going to f*** your life if you don’t bring me pizza.’
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A Kaisee is like a f***ing monster who loves to party. She’s loud, drunk, and always the best friend you could ever have. But if you mess with her, she’ll f*** your whole life.
Kaisee: ‘I’m f***ing drunk, but I still got your back.’
You: ‘You’re a b***h.’ Kaisee: ‘Yeah, and you’re a f***ing loser.’
Kaisee texts you: ‘I’m coming to your house. Bring beer or I’ll f*** you up.’
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Kaisee is the kind of girl who’s always wasted, always wild, and always the best friend you could ever have. She’s a b***h, but you love her anyway. If you mess with her, she’ll f*** your entire life.
Kaisee: ‘I’m wasted, but I still got your back.’
You: ‘You’re a b***h.’ Kaisee: ‘Yeah, and you’re a f***ing loser.’
Kaisee texts you: ‘I’m going to f*** your life if you don’t bring me pizza.’
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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