kaisan

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A kaisan is a human-shaped monster who will beat you up for stealing their snack but will cry like a baby if you break up with their best friend.

DM: 'You took my last chip? I’ll make you regret that.'

Tweet: 'My kaisan cried in front of 100 people when I left them.'

Text: 'He punched me for stealing his sandwich but drove me to the hospital when I got sick.'

Kaisan is like a boss who yells at you for being late but will give you a raise just because they like you.

Text: 'You were 20 minutes late. I’m gonna kill you.'

Tweet: 'He yelled at me for forgetting his coffee but gave me a bonus for being cool.'

DM: 'I failed the test. He gave me extra credit just because.'

A kaisan is someone who will beat you up for making fun of them but will protect you from the whole school if you need it.

Text: 'You laughed at me? I’m gonna beat you up.'

Tweet: 'He took on the whole football team for me.'

DM: 'They called me a nerd. I beat them up. Then I saved you from the bullies.'

Kaisan is like a friend who will punch you for cheating at cards but will give you their last dollar if you’re broke.

Text: 'You cheated? I’m gonna punch you.'

Tweet: 'He beat me up for winning but gave me cash when I was broke.'

DM: 'You stole my money. I’ll punch you. But I’ll give you cash if you need it.'

A kaisan is like a dog who will bark at you for stealing their toy but will follow you everywhere if you’re sad.

Text: 'You took my toy? I’m gonna bark at you.'

Tweet: 'He barked at me for stealing his ball but sat with me when I cried.'

DM: 'He chased me for my snack but stayed with me when I was sad.'