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#real estate geek#gymnastics weirdo#instagram poser

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a tiny black guy who talks too much about real estate and tries to act important on Instagram. He’s also a weirdo who flips on gymnastics like it’s a job.
"I own 3 houses and 2 gyms. You? Still stuck in middle school."
DM: "I did a backflip in front of 100 people. You? Still using the same 5 emojis."
Posted a video of a flip and said, "This is how I make money, dummy."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a short black dude who thinks he’s a king of real estate and tries to post motivational stuff online. He also does flips like it’s a competition.
"I flip houses and flip on the floor. You? Still flipping out in class."
Posted a photo of a house and said, "This is my life. You? Still living in your mom’s basement."
DM: "I did a handstand. You? Still standing in line at the store."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a little black guy who knows all about real estate and posts dumb stuff on Instagram. He also does gymnastics like it’s a real job.
"I own 5 properties and can do a cartwheel. You? Still using the same 3 words in every post."
Posted a video of a flip and said, "This is how I make money. You? Still flipping out."
DM: "I can do a backflip. You? Still trying to do a flip in math class."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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