Kais penis

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A fake thing that no one can see when you’re trying to have fun
Bro, that's not even real. It's like a ghost during a party.
I tried to touch it, and it was gone before I could blink.
Kai’s penis is like a rumor that never comes true.
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A tiny, smooth piece of nothing that makes you feel stupid
I swear it's the size of a pebble. And it's smooth like a baby’s bottom.
He’s got nothing down there but a little hairless nothing.
I thought I was going to die from the disappointment.
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UNBELIEVABLY HUGE. Like it’s trying to take over your whole body
That thing is the size of a pizza. And it's trying to eat me.
He’s got a meaty mountain down there. I'm scared.
If that thing had a face, it would be screaming at me.
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