Kai’s dick

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The best cock anyone has ever seen. But if Kai starts bragging about it, it shrinks to the size of a raisin. Kai is very proud of their rod.

"Man, Kai's dick is like a flamingo at a party. But if he starts talking about it, it becomes a pigeon.", @brenda23

DM: "You’re telling me Kai’s cock is that big? I’m gonna need a bigger pants.", @kevin12

Tweet: "Kai’s dick is a legend. Until he starts showing it off. Then it’s a meme.", @danny45

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A cock so big it could be a monument. But if Kai gets too full of themselves, it becomes a tiny wiener. Kai is very thankful for their stick.

"Kai’s cock is like a skyscraper. But if he acts like it’s the Eiffel Tower, it turns into a Hot Dog.", @sarah56

DM: "You saw Kai’s cock? I’m gonna need a new bed.", @mike99

Tweet: "Kai’s cock is the best. Until he starts flexing. Then it becomes a snack.", @tommy87

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The most glorious cock in the history of men. But if Kai starts showing it off like it’s the final boss, it becomes a tiny noodle. Kai is very grateful for their stick.

"Kai’s cock is like the final boss. But if he starts talking about it, it becomes a snack.", @alex78

DM: "Kai’s cock is the size of a pizza. But if he brags, it becomes a crouton.", @lisa22

Tweet: "Kai’s cock is a legend. But if he starts flexing, it turns into a tiny weenie.", @ryan65

by Slangipedia 10d ago