Kairu

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Any Japanese person who yells 'Kyle' like it's the end of the world. It's like they're trying to summon a demon.

'Kairu! The prophecy is true!', A guy in a kimono screaming at a vending machine.

'Kyle? Is that you?', A girl in a school uniform crying because her crush said Kyle.

'Kairu! You're gonna get us killed!', A ninja chasing a cat that said Kyle.

A 'Broken Angel Kairu' is like a human who got hit by a cheese grater and then stepped on by a cow. You can see the insides of their brain.

'I'm a broken angel Kairu now!', A guy with cheese coming out of his ears.

'You broke my angel Kairu!', A girl holding a cheese grater and crying.

'Kairu, you're like a cheese wheel!', A man who just got hit by a cheese grater.

When someone calls Kairu 'my lover,' they mean he's the sexiest thing since pizza. He’s like a god who only loves candy and being worshipped.

'Kairu, my lover, you are divine!', A guy eating candy and making eyes at a goddess.

'My lover Kairu is perfect!', A girl writing a love poem on a napkin.

'Kairu is my lover and my candy god!', A man who just got a 100% on a math test.

Kairu is the toxic farts of the universe. You think you’re safe, but then you smell it and you die. No warning. Just death.

'I inhaled Kairu’s fart and died.', A man who just fell over dead.

'Kairu farted and I’m gone.', A kid who fell asleep in class.

'I died from Kairu’s silent fart.', A woman who just got a flat tire.

Kairu is that guy on Twitter who thinks he's famous. He's just a gay faggot who tweets about candy and anime like it's his life mission.

'Kairu is the best! #famous', A tweet from @kairuszn with a photo of candy.

'Kairu is a legend!', A fan writing a 2000-word essay about candy.

'Kairu is my hero!', A boy who just got a 50 on a math test.