kaiross____________

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That guy never misses. Ever. He’s like a damn machine with a bullet fetish
He shot me in the leg during lunch. I had to sit out recess.
He missed once. That’s when he got sent to the principal’s office.
He shot the janitor in the back. He still works there.
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He’s got a bullet for every damn sin. And he never runs out
He shot the teacher for giving homework on Friday.
He even shot the substitute teacher. Twice.
He shot the dog. The dog was innocent.
3
He’s got a bullet for everything. And he’s not afraid to use it
He shot the principal for making us do a pop quiz.
He shot the math teacher for being mean.
He shot the lunch lady for giving me a meatball.
4
He doesn’t miss. Ever. He’s got a bullet for every damn thing
He shot the clock for making him late.
He shot the bus driver for making him wait.
He shot the sky for no reason.
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He’s got a bullet for every damn thing. And he never misses
He shot the gym teacher for making him run laps.
He shot the choir director for singing too loud.
He shot the school nurse for giving him medicine.
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He doesn’t miss. He never misses. He’s got a bullet for everything
He shot the library for being too quiet.
He shot the art teacher for giving him a bad grade.
He shot the school mascot for being annoying.
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